Tron vs Star Wars

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“Well it’s not even really fair, man. I mean just in terms of the global economy and as an agent of cultural imperialism, Star Wars tears shit up.

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You Control Me So Good

good control uh yeah!

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VB script

VB pwnz joo!

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“So what the fuck. You’re saying Vannevar Bush was an alien? That’s so reductionist.

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R n D

“Additional research was conducted at Aushwitz, using a range of chemicals including various barbiturates and morphine derivatives. Many of these experiments proved fatal.

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GodMan, Lord of the Dominion

Ubermench Ahoy!

Have you ever had the feeling someone is watching you? If not, how can you learn to cultivate this feeling?

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The Family Party

Happy Forest Family brings out the Big Guns [Vee Arr!]

flingtoot!

chickenbutty flingtoot:

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Think You’re All Hardcore?

You think you’re all hardcore with your fire eating and your chocolate syrup, HUH???

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The Real Squeet?

Squeet: who knows???

Squeet intially made his claims on a local Las Vegas television station. He says he worked at a facility called “Logos Corp”, south of the known government base at the Zlig Borg headquarters. There Squeet says he had hands-on experience inside of hangars built into a hillside, and he claims he can describe it in detail. Squeet also says he read briefing papers about the Presence but that did not see It himself (aside from a fleeting glimpse of a through a window at the Facility).

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Beach of Boobies

The Beach of Boobies [QTVR]

pleflackingbutty on vacation

“I started the day out by poping 6 purple xanax and buying a case of Natty Ice. Then I took a few shots of Ice 101, half a bottle of Bacardi, little bit of Wild Berry snops, and took a nice drink of straight Vodka. I was drinking fast so that the pills would kick in and boy did they ever. By about 12 I start puking, and Pedro had to pee really bad.

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Symptomology

Smile!

Have you ever been been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior?

Have you experienced self-esteem problems for much of your life?

Have you even awoken with soreness in your genitals which you could not explain?

Have you awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don’t remember ever going to sleep (i.e. under the bed, in the yard, in your car)?

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UltraDrug

Substances which will promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness to the point where the recipient would be discredited in public.

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