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Network Router

1 teaspoon sugar
2 well-ground caffeine tablets
splash of sparkling mineral water
3 oz bourbon
fill with sparkling mineral water

Serve in coffee mug with sprig of 4-pair category 5 cable.

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Information SuperDrink

1 part vodka
1 part gin
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part triple sec
1 part sour mix
Splash of Mountain Dew
Half a package of Pop Rocks

Serve in ice cream schooner.

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Sex in the Cubicle

1 part rum
1 part vodka
2 parts cold coffee

Stir with an unsharpened pencil.
Serve in lukewarm styrofoam cup.

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Slow Network

3/4 oz sloe gin
3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz pineapple schnapps
9-volt battery

Serve on the floor in a shallow dish.

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Chip Slot

1 shot Jagermeister
1 shot Bacardi 151
1 shot labratory-grade ethanol
1 roll Mentos breath mints

Shake well.
Inhale through nose.

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Black Ice

8 oz vodka
4 oz Kahlua
4 oz dark rum
1/16 oz light neurotoxin

Blend.
Serve with a handful of olives in a steel canister.

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Golden IPO

2 oz galliano
2 oz white creme de cacao
2 oz light cream
12 oz champagne
1/2 oz. ox blood
ashes of a $50 bill
splash of warm lard

Serve in a chilled bucket.