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Digerati Guide to eDrinking

Network Router

Serve in coffee mug with sprig of 4-pair category 5 cable.

Information SuperDrink

Serve in ice cream schooner.

Sex in the Cubicle

Stir with an unsharpened pencil.
Serve in lukewarm styrofoam cup.

Slow Network

Serve on the floor in a shallow dish.

Chip Slot

Shake well.
Inhale through nose.

Black Ice

Serve with a handful of olives in a steel canister.

Golden IPO

Serve in a chilled bucket.

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