To buy now, press 1


To theorize by extrapolating the Other, press 2


To use your credit card press 3


To delay for further yet interminable
approximation of the idiom, press 4


To accept the Cyber-Darwinian conclusion
and abandon all hope, press 5


To buy now, press 6


To return to a different menu, press 7


To erase the previous menu and recode
from open source database, press 8


To contemplate abstract patterns
of information, press 9


If you'd like to speak with a machine, press 0